Dear God
So I know I don’t talk to you often, but seriously like…
Where has our summer gone? This weekend was the last summer bank holiday and I spent the time indoors staring out into murk and rain and water. I briefly considered building an ark but then realised a.) there are no animals I would want to save and b.) I don’t particularly want to be stuck on a boat with other people either.
This morning it looks bright and balmy but that’s absolutely NO HELP as I am stuck in a stuffy office.
So please God, get your finger out and give us at least ONE nice weekend this summer.
Yours,
a very bedraggled
Eli
