My News
By Eli, age 33 and 51/52ths.
Today is Wednesday. It is pissing down with rain. I am eating chocolate covered toffee popcorn. I like it. It is yummy. At lunch today I ate Chicken Kiev. There was lots of butter on the chicken. I might have a heart attack later. I also had some potatoes. They were burnt. The chef tried to hide this fact by seasoning them with cumin and onions. They were not nice. Silly chef!
I am wearing a cardigan. It is a black cardigan. It is not very warm. I am sitting beside the window. I am cold. There is no heat in the office. I have to go to the pub tonight. I will probably get drunk. It is fun sometimes. Do you like to get drunk? This is my report for today, which is Wednesday.
