Severe Jam Damage

May 9, 2006

When I rule the world

Filed under: Personal

The following phrases will be outlawed:

‘Smile, it might never happen.’

‘I can’t understand why you don’t have a boyfriend \ girlfriend.
OR any variations thereof such as:
‘Why don’t you get yourself a nice boyfriend \ girlfriend’
‘You are a nice person, you should have a boyfriend \ girlfriend.’

‘Until you are engaged \ married \ pregnant \ have children you can’t know \ have an opinion.’

I would also ban the use of the following words:
‘Love’, ‘Honey’, ‘Sweetheart’ when used by strangers.
‘Should’ as in ‘You SHOULD do X.’ (Where ‘X’ is any unwanted and unasked for advice.)

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