Monkey Butlers
Ad for Vodaphone, spotted in the loo of the Long Stone:
Girls!
What does your boyfriend want for Christmas?
a.) A monkey
b.) The coolest jizziest 3g phone now with extra wankology, blah, blah, etc.
c.) A maid
If the answer is B then you are in luck! Vodaphone has…
Ok, you get the picture. Now I don’t have a boyfriend but as I’m reading this ad all I can think is that most of the guys I know would prefer a monkey butler for Christmas, failing that they’d probably settle for a monkey maid.
Once again the overpaid, over-hyped marketeers get it so, so wrong.
